Tuesday, May 19, 2015

An Impatient Man



A man was on a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby was being difficult and wouldn't take it, so her mum said, "Come on sweetie, take it all or I'll have to give it to this nice young man next to us." 


Five  minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said again, "Come on, babe, take it or I will give it to this nice man here."



A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!

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