Have you ever wondered what the difference between Grandmothers and Grandfathers is?
Well here it is:
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a morning available when he would take his 7-year old granddaughter for a drive in the car for some bonding time -- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and just wanted to stay In bed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out in the car.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see how her Grandfather was.
'Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?'
'Great, Grandpa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? ......... We didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere today!'
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
1 comment:
HA! You forgot to mention that with the Grandmother driving you get to hear a car honk every time she switches lanes and you thank you God that you survived when you actually make it back to the driveway alive.
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