By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". . . and be ready for Thailand
In order to continue getting-by in Thailand, we need to learn English the way it is spoken. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".
With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goes. . .
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today. . . . . .
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees.
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees. . . morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh. . . . . Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs. "
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"
Guest: ". . . . . What??"
Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?. . . Pryed, boyud, pochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. . Scrambled, please. "
Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine. "
Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"
Guest: "I. . . . Don't think so. . "
RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means. "
RoomService: "Toes! Toes!. . . Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'. . .
Fine. . . Yes, an English muffin will be fine. "
RoomService: "We botter?"
Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side. "
RoomService: "Wad?!?"
Guest: "I mean butter. . . Just put the butter on the side. "
RoomService: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
RoomService: "Copy. . . tea. . meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please. . . And that's everything. "
RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy . . . Rye ??"
Guest: "Whatever you say. "
RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "
Guest: "You're welcome"
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