Thanks CMcG.
Two Pakistani men emigrate to Scotland , and agree to meet two
years later to see who has become the most Scottish.
Two years pass.
They meet and the first one says:
"I have a Scotland football jersey, I drink Scotch whisky and eat haggis every week, I've joined a pipe band, I own a Scottie dog, I wear a kilt everywhere, I salmon fish and I play golf ......... That's how Scottish I am.
How Scottish have you become?"
The second one replies,
"AWAY TAE FU*K YA PAKI BASTART!"
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