Thanks SJ.
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant . Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned .
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table . Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared .
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table . "
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't . He just walked in the door
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