Three blokes were having a pint and discussing modern advances in today's world. Trying to impress the Japanese bloke said that in his country they recently replaced a patient's heart and he was up and about looking for work after six months!
Not to be outdone the American bloke recalled how in the States they can now repair livers and within four months the patient is looking for work!
Now Paddy didn't know much about medical advances in Ireland but decided not to be outdone by either of the other two.
"Hell, that's nothing." he said. "Last year in Ireland we put an asshole in charge of the country and within three months 200,000 thousand were looking for work!!"
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
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Happy St Patrick's to you too Dennis, I'm guessing it will be a big night for you - Cheers from Australia - Mark (The one that usually stays at the Rockhouse).
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