Widdle Wabbit
A precious little girl walk into a pet shop and asks:
"Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper's heart melts and he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and says to the little girl:
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft, fuffy, bwack wabbit or one like that widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
The little girl blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and whispers ...............................................................
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"I don't weally fink my pyfon gives a phuk."
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