The Death Notice

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhoea.

Later on a friend and complained bitterly, 'You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea.'
 
The widow replied, 'I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was..'