Nudism for Pensioners

On his first day at the Nudist Colony Sid takes off his clothes, and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Sid immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me? '

Sid replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Sid continues to explore the nudist colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts....

Within minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him,

'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' says Sid.

'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.'

The huge man easily spins him around, bends him

over a bench and has his way with him.

Then Sid staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling,naked receptionist,

'May I help you?' she says.

Sid yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $400 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

Sid replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 75 years old.

I only get an erection once a month, but I fart about 35 times a day!!'