Japanese
scientists
have created a
camera with a
shutter speed
so fast, they can now
photograph a
woman with her
mouth shut.
A boy asks his
granny, 'Have
you seen my
pills, they
were labelled
LSD?'
Granny
replies,
forget the
pills, have
you seen the
dragons in the
kitchen?!
Little Billy
asks his dad
for a telly in
his room. Dad
reluctantly agrees.
Next day Billy
comes
downstairs and
asks, 'Dad,
what's love
juice?'
Dad looks
horrified and
tells Billy
all about sex.
Billy just sat
there with his
mouth open in
amazement.
Dad says, 'So
what were you
watching?'
Billy says, '
Wimbledon .'
An elderly
couple are
attending
Mass. About
halfway
through, the
wife
leans over and
says to her
husband, 'I
just let out a
silent fart;
what
do you think I
should do?'
He replies,
'Put a new
battery in
your hearing
aid.'
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