Did
you hear about
the fat,
alcoholic
transvestite -
All he wanted
to do
was eat, drink
and be Mary.
Paddy
says to Mick,
"Christmas is
on Friday this
year". Mick
said,
"Let's
hope it's not
the 13th
then."
My
mate just
hired an
Eastern
European
cleaner, took
her 15 hours
to hoover
the house.
Turns out she
was a Slovak.
Since
the snow came
all the wife
has done is
look through
the window.
If
it gets any
worse, I'll
have to let
her in.
I've
been charged
with murder
for killing a
man with
sandpaper. To
be honest
I only
intended to
rough him up a
bit
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