WE WERE DRESSED AND READY TO GO
OUT FOR A DINNER & THEATER EVENING.
WE TURNED ON A 'NIGHT LIGHT', TURNED THE ANSWERING MACHINE ON, COVERED
OUR PET PARROT, AND PUT THE CAT IN THE BACKYARD.
WE PHONED THE LOCAL TAXI FIRM AND REQUESTED A TAXI.
THE TAXI ARRIVED, AND WE OPENED THE FRONT DOOR TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
WALKED OUT THE DOOR, THE CAT WE HAD PUT OUT IN THE BACKYARD HAD
SLIPPED ON AROUND TO THE FRONT PORCH, AND THEN SCOOTED BACK INTO THE HOUSE.
WE DIDN'T WANT THE CAT SHUT IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TRIES
TO GET AT THE PARROT. MY WIFE WALKED ON OUT TO THE TAXI, WHILE I WENT
BACK INSIDE TO GET THE CAT. THE CAT RAN UPSTAIRS, WITH ME IN HOT PURSUIT.
WAITING IN THE CAB, MY WIFE DIDN'T WANT THE DRIVER TO KNOW THAT THE
HOUSE would BE EMPTY FOR THE NIGHT SO, SHE EXPLAINED TO THE TAXI DRIVER
THAT I WOULD BE OUT SOON. "HE'S JUST GOING UPSTAIRS TO SAY GOOD-BY TO MY
MOTHER."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, I GOT INTO THE CAB. "SORRY I TOOK SO LONG," I SAID, AS
WE DROVE AWAY. "THAT STUPID BITCH WAS HIDING UNDER THE BED. I HAD TO
POKE HER WITH A COAT HANGER TO GET HER TO COME OUT. SHE TRIED TO TAKE
OFF, SO I GRABBED HER BY THE NECK. THEN, I HAD TO WRAP HER UP IN A BLANKET TO KEEP HER FROM SCRATCHING ME. BUT IT WORKED! I HAULED HER DOWNSTAIRS AND THREW HER OUT INTO THE BACKYARD!
SHE'D BETTER NOT S**T IN THE VEGETABLE GARDEN AGAIN!
THE SILENCE IN THE TAXI WAS DEAFENING.
WE TURNED ON A 'NIGHT LIGHT', TURNED THE ANSWERING MACHINE ON, COVERED
OUR PET PARROT, AND PUT THE CAT IN THE BACKYARD.
WE PHONED THE LOCAL TAXI FIRM AND REQUESTED A TAXI.
THE TAXI ARRIVED, AND WE OPENED THE FRONT DOOR TO LEAVE THE HOUSE.
WALKED OUT THE DOOR, THE CAT WE HAD PUT OUT IN THE BACKYARD HAD
SLIPPED ON AROUND TO THE FRONT PORCH, AND THEN SCOOTED BACK INTO THE HOUSE.
WE DIDN'T WANT THE CAT SHUT IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS TRIES
TO GET AT THE PARROT. MY WIFE WALKED ON OUT TO THE TAXI, WHILE I WENT
BACK INSIDE TO GET THE CAT. THE CAT RAN UPSTAIRS, WITH ME IN HOT PURSUIT.
WAITING IN THE CAB, MY WIFE DIDN'T WANT THE DRIVER TO KNOW THAT THE
HOUSE would BE EMPTY FOR THE NIGHT SO, SHE EXPLAINED TO THE TAXI DRIVER
THAT I WOULD BE OUT SOON. "HE'S JUST GOING UPSTAIRS TO SAY GOOD-BY TO MY
MOTHER."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, I GOT INTO THE CAB. "SORRY I TOOK SO LONG," I SAID, AS
WE DROVE AWAY. "THAT STUPID BITCH WAS HIDING UNDER THE BED. I HAD TO
POKE HER WITH A COAT HANGER TO GET HER TO COME OUT. SHE TRIED TO TAKE
OFF, SO I GRABBED HER BY THE NECK. THEN, I HAD TO WRAP HER UP IN A BLANKET TO KEEP HER FROM SCRATCHING ME. BUT IT WORKED! I HAULED HER DOWNSTAIRS AND THREW HER OUT INTO THE BACKYARD!
SHE'D BETTER NOT S**T IN THE VEGETABLE GARDEN AGAIN!
THE SILENCE IN THE TAXI WAS DEAFENING.
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