The Wife...

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my missus walking down the aisle towards me..............

My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me.....

 
I gave her a cheeky wink and said,
"Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 3 cartons of beer for
the price of 2."


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Spent an hour at my wife's grave this morning.
Bless her, she thinks I'm digging a fish pond.

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The wife said to me this morning "You're the laziest bastard I've ever known, pack your bags and f*ck off....."

I said "You pack them!"