A young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her: 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hairdryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me ... under your robe perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
'Of course child. What can I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electric hairdryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me ... under your robe perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked: 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer to be somewhat strange, so he asked: 'And what do you have to declare from your waist down to your feet?'
'I have a marvellous instrument, designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official said: 'Go ahead, Father.' ... 'Next!'
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