Been around for quite a while but ..
A blonde starts a new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As she does this a huge fish jumps out and bites her. To show who is boss, she beats it to death with a spade. Realizing her employer won’t be best pleased she disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, she is attacked by the chimps who pelt her with coconuts. She swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can she do? Feed them to the lions, she says to herself, because lions eat anything. She hurls them into the lion enclosure.
She moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the bees hives. As soon as she starts she is attacked by the bees. She grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now she knows what to do and throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lion says: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees!
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